Showing posts with label funny jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, 16 September 2014

Panya mgani ni mkali zaidi?

Panya watatu walikuwa wanabishana eti nani mnoma. Panya wa kwanza,''Mimi nimekula red cat mara tatu na sijaidedi...'' Panya wa pili,''aahhh,hi yo ni shadow.Mimi nimekula nyama ikiwa kwa mtego mara nne na sijaishikwa...' ' Panya wa tatu...''Mimi hata sijui mna argue nini nyinyi.Mimi,hii mimba nimebeba ni ya paka...'' . Lol .panya mgani MKARE??? A.1 B.2 C.3 .

How different women text

This is how a civilised lady texts you : "Hi honey. I'm just out of class, heading for lunch now. Wish I could see you today and even buy you lunch. Take care,good day and love you. Don't forget to pray." Sasa hiki ni kile kiwaruwaru kiako kenye kinakuibia tu!: "Xwiwie aki i mixx u xow muh!!Nimekuhatar kama Mahatma Gandhi Laughing out loudlyest!! aki xi u kam buy me n ma galfwends pixzza?? Pweety pweez?? I mixs u xanar xanar! Alxo kam na credo ya airtel ya 50, ya xaf ya mbao na uninunulie simcard ya yu pale ngara. Luv u hun... I lurv u xo xo muxx!! XOXO. XXX. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. YMCMB. CORD. NTV. RBK. KEBS. CCK. GHC. IEBC. UN.