How different women text

This is how a civilised lady texts you : "Hi honey. I'm just out of class, heading for lunch now. Wish I could see you today and even buy you lunch. Take care,good day and love you. Don't forget to pray." Sasa hiki ni kile kiwaruwaru kiako kenye kinakuibia tu!: "Xwiwie aki i mixx u xow muh!!Nimekuhatar kama Mahatma Gandhi Laughing out loudlyest!! aki xi u kam buy me n ma galfwends pixzza?? Pweety pweez?? I mixs u xanar xanar! Alxo kam na credo ya airtel ya 50, ya xaf ya mbao na uninunulie simcard ya yu pale ngara. Luv u hun... I lurv u xo xo muxx!! XOXO. XXX. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. YMCMB. CORD. NTV. RBK. KEBS. CCK. GHC. IEBC. UN.