Friday 24 January 2014

PineApple Joke

Some three men were caught stealing fruits in a huge forest. After negotiations among the security men, they decided to punish the thieves. They told them to rush back into the forest and come back width ten different fruits each. Number 1 rushed back with strawberry fruits. He was then told to eat them through his anus. He pushed them in and told to wait there for the next punishment. 
No. 2 arrived with lemon and told to do as no.1 did. As no. 2 struggled to push the lemon in, No. 3 appeared from a distance then no. 2 started laughing loudly. 
When he was asked what was wrong, he pointed at no 3's direction... he had 10 big pineapples.

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