1. When you dump a Girl from Nairobi she will make a scene for you.
2. When you dump a girl from Nyeri she will beat you up and force you to love her again whether you want to or not.
3. When you dump an Limuru girl, she will cry day and night.
4. When you dump a girl from Kamba she will bewitch you and you will wake up with your balls on
your face.
5. When you dump an Nakuru girl, she will try to make up to you and ask you to kindly give her
another chance.
6. When you dump a girl from Nyahururu especially a Subukia girl , she won't even notice. She will be easy
removing her jiggers and eating her Sweet Potatoes.
7. When you dump a girl from Kakamega she will turn her bed-roomed into a brewery and drink all sorts of alcohol until she blacks out.
8. Try to dump a girl from Malindi and she will sleep around with all your friends.
9. You don't wanna know about Embu girls, dump her today and in two weeks, you will be invited to her wedding.
10. Never dump a girl from Meru if you dump her, she will tempt your dad and become your step-mother.
11. Dump a girl from Karenjin and she will report you to her dad in the army and you will marry her at gun-point.
12. Dump a girl from Thika she will sleep with your grand-father and become your other grandmother.
Guys beware!!!
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