Wednesday 1 January 2014

Marks za Abdi- JOKE OF THE YEAR 2014

Meanwhile somewhere in Garissa.!
DAD: Aye Abti, mimi anaskia matihani ametoka bahali yake. Wewe amebata magsi(marks) ngapi.?
ABDI: Sijui Dad, ebu nitume text na simu nijue ni Ngapi?
DAD: haya fanya haraka yakhe!
ABDI:(Sends en receives the results)
Dad ndio hii we soma mwenyewe.!
DAD: Abti hii umebata 50 ni marks yako yote ama ni Credit umesambaziwa na safaricom.
ABDI: Nashuku ni Credit nimesambaziwa na safcom.
DAD: Matoto mijinga hii. We anabata total marks 50 alafu unasema ni credit. Kwani mi anauza Ngamia kusomesha Ngamia ingine? Mitoto hata ijui ku bronounce(pronounce) marks yake Pundamilia hii. Wapi AK 47 yangu.! His Dad goes in the house and comes out with an AK47. Shoots in the air twice.
Twaah twaah.!
(Abdi takes to his heels at a supersonic speed.!)

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