Kenyan Sex Facts - A must Read!!!

1. Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than they are.
2. Abstain from wine, women, and song - mostly song.
3. Never argue with a woman when she's tired (or rested).
4. A woman never forgets the men she could have had - A man, the women he couldn't.(I guess)
5. It is better to be looked over than over looked.
6. Don't say no, say maybe, say any old thing say come back in the spring but don't say no.
7. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
8. Folks playing leap frog must complete all jumps.
9. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone and heart.
10. Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
11. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
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Hands in my pants

A drunk guy was with his girlfriend in a cinema andsuddenly he fell asleep. After a while he woke up and shouted"MY PENIS!"
Everyone was surprised, He continued "Where is my penis someone has cut my penis and my nuts!, oh God what have i done!?"
The embarrassed girlfriend said "shut up u idiot! Your hand is in my panties!"