Sickest Kamba jokes that will leave you in stitches

A Kamba man goes to buy a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

A Kamba calls KQ "How long does it take to fly to Machakos?"
"Just a second," says the rep.
"Thank you",says the Kamba and cuts the line.

A Kamba was filling up an application form for a job.He filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected. After much thought he wrote: Yes!

A Kamba proposes to a woman. She says, "Yes, if you'll bring me a pair of crocodile boots."
He sets off to Maasai Mara and disappears. Finally a search team finds him hunting a huge crocodile. He walks over to the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims: "The 70th damn croc and this bugger is also bare feet!"

A Kamba goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos."
The Kamba then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Kamba says, "I'll take one!"
The next day, he walks into the office with his new thermos.
His boss asks, "Wow, you have a Thermos! What do you have in it?"
The Kamba replies, "Two cups of coffee and a Coke."

A Kamba went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell it to Kambas," he replied.
The Kamba hurried home removed his beard and changed his hair style, then came back and again told the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Kambas," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he still can recognize me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses,then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Kambas," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Kamba?"
"Because that's a microwave," the salesman replied.

Why did 18 Kambas go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.

The doctor told the Kamba to run eight kilometers a day for 300 days to lose weight. After 300 days, the Kamba called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem: "I'm 2400 kms away from home."

A Kamba's two sons Kilonzo and Muoki are waiting at the train station for a train to Machakos. A train comes and as the other passengers are boarding, Kilonzo asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Machakos?"
"No," answers the Railway man. "Then Can I ?"asks Muoki.

Having lost his donkey, a Kamba got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing, why are you thanking God?" The Kamba replied "I am thanking him for that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

A Kamba got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate: Mother: Kenyan. Father: Kenyan. Kid: Chinese.
"How come you wrote "Chinese" when both parents are Kenyan?" asks the registrar.
The Kamba says, "Ahhh... I read in the newspaper, that every 4th person born on Earth now is a Chinese."

A Kamba, Mwendwa, and a friend, Michael, went to South B. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Michael somehow managed to find a seat downstairs, but unfortunately Mwendwa got pushed to the top. After a while, when the rush was over, Michael went upstairs to see his friend Mwendwa. He met Mwendwa in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands and saying his prayers, scared to death. He asks,"Oi, Mkamba! What the heck's goin'on? Why are you so scared? I was really enjoying my ride down there?" Mwendwa mumbles, "Yeah, but you've got a driver."

A Kamba, with two red ears, went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But..what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."

An Englishman and a Kamba from Kenya were asked to form a sentence with the words: Green, Pink and Yellow.
The Englishman wrote: Every morning I put on my Pink shirt, light up my Green cigarette and look at the Yellow sun.
The Kamba wrote: Every time I hear the phone ring, "Green! Green!", I pink it up and say, "Yellow! Yellow!"