Tuesday, 5 November 2013

The Lie Detector Joke

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school. Robot slaps son! OK, I lied, I went to the movies. 

Dad: which one?
Son: Toy story. Robot slaps son again! OK, it was A day with a porn star.
Dad: what? When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. Robot slaps dad! 

Mom: Ha ha!After all he is your son.The Robot slaps mum!.

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